fun fact: all asexuals, bisexuals, and pansexuals are equipped with an invisibility cloak at birth. this allows for them to give the illusion of nonexistance and, in turn, break into your house and steal your food if you tell them their orientation isn’t real
HONESTLY THIS GIRL SHOULD GET AN OSCAR
*Grandma walks into the room wearing her Sunday church clothes*
me: YAASSSS HUNTY SLAAAAY! YOU ARE GIVING ME LIFE! YASSSSS GRANDMA SERVE FOR JESUS! BAPTIZE ME QUEEEEEN!
Colored pencil Daft Punk drawing by Andrew Wilson
tell me this is a fucking joke
SEA IS FOR COOKIE!
what perfection this is
Anyone in Colorado that can give me a place to rest till I get a new job and enough money to move out would be greatly appreciated.
No seriously guys. Can anyone help? I’ll cook you food? I’m really good at cooking.
Please signal boost this. It just it cold.
I’m sorry but this made my whole day
Veronica Mars - Welcome to my office
I always liked the idea of the bathroom as the office of Veronica!