catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"

hermitologist:

THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR, YOU GUYS.

vampirepun:

mentally ill people can be confusing and belligerent and unfriendly and ungrateful and violent and not want to be medicated and STILL be entirely fucking deserving of your help and support lmao you don’t just get to handpick the nice ones

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

daughterofassata:

schmurdershewrote:

niggasandcomputers:

uglynewyork:

Small titties
Big butt

-prayer emoji-

🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌🙏🙌

#AboutMe

Same.

reblog if you’re slept on

carpe-diem237:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

When the sundress is 2 sizes too small and she got a phatty

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When she take off her panties and it smell like  Vanilla scented candles

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😂😂😂

-D

Anonymous asked: Confession: sometimes I truly believe I'm allergic to whiteness.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag