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e-raticmenace:

Niggas out here ordering bare ass cheese pizza like we can still be friends

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Head so good it’s a superpower.

miltonsong:

Yes siree.  He don’t got the curl for nothing.  Ha!

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

Who even wants flies?

vanillaandlavender:

casual-isms:

juicyjacqulyn:

So awesome blogger marfmellow just got an anon that stated,

You’re an incredibly rude and unpleasant person… You will catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

To which she replied,

I don’t want to catch flies?

And really, that’s a good fucking point. 

Why would marfmellow, or anyone for that matter, give a shit about someone who is nothing more than a pest?

Who WANTS flies?

You’re the ones buzzing around people whether they invite you or not. No matter how nice someone is, there are always going to be “flies” who land out of nowhere and shit all over everything.

Maybe people use vinegar because they don’t want asshole flies all over their space. 

Maybe the problem isn’t whether someone uses honey or vinegar. 

Maybe the problem is the incessant infestation of vile insects that causes people to use vinegar in the first place.

Catch more flies with honey? Sounds more like “appease complete assholes by being nice to them while they are oppressive jerks to you”.

I don’t fucking think so.

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relevant to all the tone policing questions we get.

best response to that bs ever

fuckyeahfeminists:

Shout out to the Nice Guys (tm) out there who need to see this.

mememaster:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

That’s deep

katara:

a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

girljanitor:

adammuto:

No. 41

*shrieking*
OMG IT’S MY CAT TERRY
AKA BUTTCAT

girljanitor:

adammuto:

No. 41

*shrieking*

OMG IT’S MY CAT TERRY

AKA BUTTCAT

Minding my business and leaving yours alone

— Said in response to the question, “What are you doing,” especially when one does not wish to be bothered. (via blackproverbs)

chantillylacewithaprettyface:

ssfenty:

luxelif-e:

myblack-is-beautiful:

mentalityoftan:

LMFAO! I love this part 

A reason why Black people arent in horror films like that. 

rnsb

Lmfao

this is exactly why black people aren’t in horror movies..there would be no movie lol

chantillylacewithaprettyface:

ssfenty:

luxelif-e:

myblack-is-beautiful:

mentalityoftan:

LMFAO! I love this part 

A reason why Black people arent in horror films like that. 

rnsb

Lmfao

this is exactly why black people aren’t in horror movies..there would be no movie lol

ayothewuisback:

Being Black means constantly wishing a nigga would.

No one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them

— Assata Shakur (via feministquotes)

A system that values obedience over curiosity isn’t education and it definitely isn’t science.

Florida Teen Tried With Felony For Trying Science

A beautiful rant about misguided public science education and how the fear of punishment kills curiosity, especially for minorities because they tend to receive harsher punishments, and for the poor because punishments end up being harsher on them when something like bail ends up putting their families even farther in debt.

(via kindofamenace)

In regards to 16 year old Kiera Wilmot’s case, there is a petition going around to drop the charges against her:

http://www.change.org/petitions/the-bartow-police-and-bartow-high-school-drop-charges-against-kiera-wilmot

(via gender-and-science)