middle aged white males should strive to be more like mark ruffalo
I have a personal rule of giving someone advice on a situation 2-3 at MOST and if they don’t listen then I just stop and let them do them. You’ll only exhaust/frustrate yourself and annoy/frustrate the person you’re trying to help.
Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”
Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like
There is a difference between:
a queer character whose story doesn’t revolve around them being queer
a queer character whose story completely ignores the fact that they are queer
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SWEATPANTS DICK IS THE REASON I LIVE
SWEATPANTS DICK IS THE REASON I BREATHE
SWEATPANTS DICK CAN STOP WARS
SWEATPANTS DICK SAVES LIVES
like a black girl can be “nice and respectable and polite ” everything white ppl want her to be but the moment she’s upset about something and gets a little too stern or talks a little too loud to their liking it’s like “ohh here comes bonquisha lol z snap neck roll bullshit” like next time it happens i’m truly beating someones ass
if a nigga tell you he don’t drink water and don’t eat fruit don’t ever suck his dick i promise you his nut will taste like motor oil and swisher sweets like don’t do it to yourself.
when yonce turns into partition > the beatles
if four years in college taught me anything
it’s that white folk love them some cheese
see there are levels to thirst depending on the man like michael b jordan is your high school best friend’s older brother that’s home from college and come to the kitchen in basketball shorts and nike flip flops with no shirt and idris elba is your new boss at your job that you make sure to wear your best girdle around ‘cause you want himto see them titties sittin and anthony mackie is the best buy manager that you force to talk to you about digital cameras for 45 minutes whole time you thinkin about that dick.