brad pitt handing out plates like the perfect dilf that he is
THAT SOUND YOU JUST HEARD WAS THE SOUND OF LIKE 10 MILLION BLACK GIRLS SCREAMING
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
National Geographic : Black People Laughing
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen since 2k14 dropped.
You got to love your black so hard it can nearly make up for everyone who hates it.
for $700 what is, a niggas favorite lie?
What is “money over bitches”
What is “Imma pay you back”
What is “I don’t love these hoes”?
what is “that’s my sister”?
"I’m gettin this money"
What is,”I don’t even know her.”
What is, “I just wanna eat you out, that’s it.”
i wanna suck Richard Sherman’s dick and retwist his new growth
If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing
This is the best post I’ve ever read
There is nothing more fragile than masculinity
have y’all seen that commercial where that guy accidentally uses his girlfriend’s “Summer’s Eve” body wash?
just seen it last week, pathetic as fuck.
*pulls into mcdonalds drive-thru during breakfast* hi can i get 38 hash browns
This is Yusuke vs Sensui last round
This is Gohan vs Cell Jrs
This is Boston Celtics vs Lakers 2008 Finals
This is Bane breaking Batman
This is Sonic vs Mario in a race
This is Ip Man vs those dudes
LMFAOOOO this is accurate.
but im still hurtin’ over misty tho
she ain’t deserve that shit man