theuppitynegras:

we’d solve like 450 million problems if we swapped the military’s budget and the education budget 

fats:

The combo of fragility in ego and violence in some men is downright scary.

pocahoass:

Me in pretty much every social event

“Let me be quiet”

a bitch ready to say something mean (via collectionof-paradoxes)

pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

“Gangstas move in silence nigga and I dont talk a lot”

Meek Mill right before he proceeds to scream at the top of his lungs for two minutes straight (via regalasfuck)

kyssthis16:

dynastylnoire:

nigga-chan:

sailorkush:

nigga-chan:

(removes glasses before sex)

weak

nigga who insurance finna cover my glasses? YOURS ? i aint think so

fuckboy think im tryna get my glasses broke while getting it beat up like i just got money to blow like that like nigga i dont got $20/$20

  ::logs off::

BLOOP!

heythisisbecky:

brad pitt handing out plates like the perfect dilf that he is

texasenchantment:

THAT SOUND YOU JUST HEARD WAS THE SOUND OF LIKE 10 MILLION BLACK GIRLS SCREAMING 

“LUPITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

me screaming from the top of every mountain (via venchy)

theuppitynegras:

lupita make me wanna do so much better

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

cosbyykidd:

dormtainment:

National Geographic : Black People Laughing

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen since 2k14 dropped.