orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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lgbthenry:

There is a difference between:

a queer character whose story doesn’t revolve around them being queer

and

a queer character whose story completely ignores the fact that they are queer

Anonymous asked: Sweatpants dick gives me life.

sehuns-left-testicle:

SWEATPANTS DICK IS THE REASON I LIVE

SWEATPANTS DICK IS THE REASON I BREATHE

SWEATPANTS DICK CAN STOP WARS

SWEATPANTS DICK SAVES LIVES

frybit:

like a black girl can be “nice and respectable and polite ” everything white ppl want her to be but the moment she’s upset about something and gets a little too stern or talks a little too loud to their liking it’s like “ohh here comes bonquisha lol z snap neck roll bullshit” like next time it happens i’m truly beating someones ass

curvellas:

if a nigga tell you he don’t drink water and don’t eat fruit don’t ever suck his dick i promise you his nut will taste like motor oil and swisher sweets like don’t do it to yourself.

childservices:

when yonce turns into partition > the beatles

“is it free”

every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)

youngblackandvegan:

luffyy:

if four years in college taught me anything

it’s that white folk love them some cheese

the-real-goddamazon:

dynastylnoire:

curvellas:

see there are levels to thirst depending on the man like michael b jordan is your high school best friend’s older brother that’s home from college and come to the kitchen in basketball shorts and nike flip flops with no shirt and idris elba is your new boss at your job that you make sure to wear your best girdle around ‘cause you want himto see them titties sittin and anthony mackie is the best buy manager that you force to talk to you about digital cameras for 45 minutes whole time you thinkin about that dick.

MONICA
MONICA!!!!!

NIGGA

the-real-goddamazon:

whitegirlsaintshit:

please remember

no matter how good a white boy looks,

there’s 98.3% chance that he’s corny as hell and an absolute fuckboy.

And racist!

theuppitynegras:

gharaajapardesi:

Life lesson: if you meet someone and they say ‘I hate rap music, except for Eminem and Macklemore,’ run far far away.

no don’t run pinch them